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Yes, 2020 is a total bloody disaster for just about everybody on the Planet.

But we will say, there has been much shite spread about from Conspiracy Theorists about the Coronavirus being caused by 5G, germ warfare and all manner of complete and utter bollocks in between. If you know your history, you will know that something like this particularly nasty virus comes around roughly every 100 years, give or take.

Yes, the whole thing could have been managed better by the Government in the early days, but we can beat this, and we WILL beat this as long as we stick together and follow the rules (believe me, that is a line I never, ever thought I'd write). Anyone who knows us will know that we're the last people to trust politicians, so, if anything, listen to the Scientists rather than the Politicians.

Basically, we're being asked to stay at home and watch Netflix. Our Grandparents were asked to fight a Global War, so spare us 'the Lockdown is hard' excuse.

So, stating the right bleeding obvious, there will be no gigs from us for the forseeable duration of 2020.

To quote the legendary Sargeant Zeke Anderson:

'Keep your head down and you'll be ok'


I'm the nightmare your mamma warned you about!
Old News from 2019>