Lyrics - MY PET GOAT

Pauls Note: The Jury is still out on this one, I consider this song to be either the dumbest thing we ever wrote, or in fact, a work of genius. You decide, either way you're not going to hear it live ever again!

I wrote this with former Blissett Dave, although I doubt he'd admit to it. We came up with it after watching Michael Moore's Farenheit 9/11. Whilst planes were busy destroying everything, our boy George W sits in a class of school children listening to a story called 'My Pet Goat'. The camera is kept on George the whole time and he looks like a little lost rabbit caught in car headlights. Useless fucker didn't even get up until some lackey informed him of the second plane hitting the World Trade Centre.


THE BLISSETTS LYRICS

MY PET GOAT

It was on the day the towers fell / The western world descended to hell / Couldn't get rid of this lump in my throat / I just wanted to read 'My Pet Goat' / People jumped out as the towers burned / I sat in with children as they learned / No one here to tell me what to do / A powerful man without a clue. Chorus - My Pet, My Pet, My Pet Goat! Sir, the homelands are under attack / My sanity is starting to crack / Can't think for myself, unable to act / 'Cos I'm a muppet and thats a fact / 'Cos I'm the man who hasn't got a brain / I'm flushing my country down the drain / Can't get rid of this lump in my throat / Wish life was simple, like in 'My Pet Goat'.
				Pauls Note: The Jury is still out on this one, I consider this song to be either the dumbest thing we ever wrote, or in fact, a work of genius. You decide, either way you're not going to hear it live ever again! I wrote this with former Blissett Dave, although I doubt he'd admit to it. We came up with it after watching Michael Moore's Farenheit 9/11. Whilst planes were busy destroying everything, our boy George W sits in a class of school children listening to a story called 'My Pet Goat'. The camera is kept on George the whole time and he looks like a little lost rabbit caught in car headlights. Useless fucker didn't even get up until some lackey informed him of the second plane hitting the World Trade Centre.


All lyrics written by Paul. ©2005